Canadian fruit loops

Oh great. Some fruit loop jumped into the pool during an Olympic diving event, prompting a massive security crackdown. He was wearing polka-dotted stockings, clown shoes, a frilly purple tutu, and had a website address painted across his naked chest. He was Canadian. (I suppose if we can't make an impact with our athletes, then we may as well become a leader in exporting our nut jobs to the rest of the world.) AFP reported that, after his jump, the guy "stayed in the pool for several minutes before officials at the Aquatic Centre realized he was not supposed to be there and pulled him out of the water." Let me see if I have this straight. He was dressed as a ballerina, wearing clown shoes, and it took them minutes to determine that he wasn't supposed to be there? No wonder they need a security crackdown.