I shouldn't laugh, but I'm going to anyway. "Ha ha!" (Read that with a Nelson Muntz type of voice.) This past weekend, somebody that I know very well decided that her car was just a little bit too long. So she decided to have it shortened it by a few feet! Well, to be fair, it sounds like the car driving behind her played a bit of a role in the incident. (I won't name any names, but lets just say that this "mystery girl" happens to share the same set of parents as I have.) Guess it's time for her to go car shopping, since Autopac has decided that the "short car" is no longer worth driving. Bummer. I think it would have looked kind of cute to be driving around in a "Toyota Mini."