Popcorn

This evening I was in the mood for a bit of a snack, so I put a bag of microwave popcorn into the toaster oven. Something immediately seemed wrong. It was almost as if the bag of popcorn didn't quite fit into the toaster oven or something. Strange. I'd never noticed that before, and I eat a lot of popcorn. I thought maybe I'd placed the bag slightly crooked or something, so I took it out and then put it back in again. Nope. Still didn't seem right. It was right around that time when it suddenly occurred to me that microwave popcorn should probably go into a microwave as opposed to a toaster oven. Yep. That did the trick alright. I am totally losing it.